Thursday, March 10, 2011

Beat Boxing with Stephen Hawking aka pt.2

Now at the same time that Hairy’s Universe has sexploded and Poppa is literally riding the hot new culinary wave of street meat, Face McSpeces, his fine lady and plethora of model spawn sons pull up stakes on the mainland and head to Hawaii. They quickly acquire an island of their own and establish the “Slayin’ w/ Face n’ Stephen School of Surf” or SWF&SSoS as it becomes affectionately called by the locals.

Most of you don’t know this but Stephen Hawking and Face have been long time friends going back to their days working for the Cerebral Palsy Dance Party Network, (CPDPN) a somewhat successful early cable channel. CPDPN featured people living with CP busting moves to the swinging sounds of multiple DJ’s mashing Mr. Hawking’s love of 70’s disco and Face’s passion for Kraftwerk with a soft focus on Pet Shop Boys for the CP slow dances break down. MC Hawking would then bust out some burly beat box in his Speak n’ Spell so dope it made many question who they actually are and why they even exist. The ill fated CPDPN bit the dust after loosing their Speak n’ Spell sponsorship following Stephen’s decision that he could contribute more to the earth through his career in theoretical physics than genius beat box workings on a child’s toy. In the wake of Stephen's departure Face forever regreted asking "the Hawk" to take mushrooms and run around the forest, finding their true selves. Face tried his best to combine the two and retain Stephen at CPDPN but the result yielded paradoxes yet too massive for the human mind to consume. Years later little had changed between the boys and with their ever tighter families came to a fine decision that the rest of their days would be spent in the love of water education and enlightenment on the warm sandy beaches of Face’s island in Hawaii.

.... to be continued.

1 comment:

agnes said...

"beat boxing with stephen hawking" has enough assonance to be a real live song lyric before too long.