Tuesday, July 15, 2008

HOT Artist ON Artist ACTION #2

Mixed Species HOT Artist ON Artist PUMPING ACTION!! (with evilmommy)

Oh, you thought you could stump us with this one.

We’ve always known people were crazy about cigar boxes but were never sure why until we took a close look at evilmommy’s etsy shop! Perfectly placed gem stones add balance and pizzazz to these boxes already rich in the odor of honey suckle, lime and musk rat. You can’t go wrong with the Plexi Lid Woodcase (in case your forget what you put in it) and the Saint Luis Rey, Opus X and Heaven Wood (get it?) were some of our favorites

Thank god Evil Mommy's angelic hands of cigar box adornment only go into action after the stogies have been removed. If they didn't we'd probably end up choking a few down along with the gross of Cohiba's we smuggle back from Havana annually. And trust us, it’s much cooler to be a Cigar Smuggler than a Sausage Smuggler …

Face McSpecies recently dared Hairy McSpecies to sport his evilmommy murse (yes – a murse is a man purse) to the local cage fights and though Hairy came back with a torn dress he reassured all that it was caused by the legions of fans fighting for an autograph.

Now perusing all of these fine containers of potentially illegally imported cigars really got us in a Scarface type mood. In fact the” Mixed Species Story” movie scripts we are shopping are more of a mix of Scarface and Dune with a slathering of Deliverance. Anyway, this rationale provided us with a couple of extra product ideas for evilmommy, free of charge from the Mixed Species guys.

Idea #1 – we’d like to see the evilmommy jump on the Hallmark bandwagon with cigar boxes that say a phrase when you open them up. Our two favorites from Scarface would be
-“Say Good Night to the Bad Guy”

and our personal favorite:

-“Your womb is so polluted, you can’t even give me a baby”.

In fact the Mixed guys would give each other the second phrased box ALL day!

Idea #2 – these boxes are so nice (especially the Onyx Reserve) we’d like to suggest evilmommy targets a new audience and sells them to pet mortuaries. We can’t think of a better burial place for Peety the Parakeet than in an Onyx Reserve. In fact, she even has a box called Pony Box which would be perfect if we could reserve 60 for when our pet pony passes. So sublime …. yet serene!

On a scale of guaranteed five out of five stars, we give Evil Mommy five stars

“New and Unproved”
-the Mixed Species guys-


kristen k said...

yeah. yes. lovin the idea about the pets. they really are that special. very cool report!

TheresaJ said...

Great review, and your comments and tips are priceless! Love the cigar boxes!

Cyndi said...

love ur review. i smuggled sausage once, ur right, more fun to smuggle cigars, however...n e way. keep up the great blogs!
cyndi garcia

Cyndi said...

really? that would be cool. anytime. anytime. :-)

Beady Monkey said...

Thanks for sharing, I don't know if I would have found these folks with out your fab review! These would make great gifts for the up coming holidays!