Thursday, July 31, 2008
Hairy McSpecies will kick off the "Got Mayo?" campaign as lead model and team captain. After many months of deliberation the International Confederation of Mayonnaise Corporations and it's affiliates, the Hydrogenated and Non Vegetable Oils Consortium and Egg Production Layers Anonymous gave Hairy his latest international modeling gig. Rumor has it that the ability to hold near three pounds of mayo in his beard propelled him to the winners podium leaving the likes of Rosie O'Donnell, Brook Burke, Carnie Wilson, Joey McIntyre (NKOTB) and David Hasselhoff thrown to the sides of his wake like rag dolls. Following this photo Hairy licked his face near clean of mayo with his inordinately large tongue and proclaimed "Suck It Robots" to his crestfallen competitors.
Congrats Hairy! The Mixed Species flag has yet to fly as proud as it does today.